Writing Cafe


Hi. I'm Sal, welcome to my page.

Commission Status: Open


Pricing

Brief description of pricing


Pendulum Readings

I do pendulum readings as well, here's pricing.


Info

Terms and Conditions of what I do and don't do

Pricing


Commissions Info
I am quite flexible with my work hours, generally it's whenever (Please see my discord for updates, I'll post here as well)
Unless otherwise stated I am free
Pricing
Additional words are $0.10 per word
$2.45 - 500 words
$5.45 - 1000 words
$10.35 - 2000 words
Want in-detail lore or a character sheet? $15-$20 dollars depending upon detail
If I go slightly past the paid amount, I wont charge you (slightly, like a few words maybe a sentence. I'm not talking about paragraphs upon paragraphs).

Pendulum readings


I can use a pendulum well enough. I do not hold judgement against any clients, whatever the question their asking is.

Deity Readings (want to know if there's a deity you should worship?) - $1

Regular readings (yes/no questions) - first readings are free, each additional reading will cost $0.75

Take each pendulum reading with a grain of salt, because in the end it's divination, it's not fate or law.

Info


I have been writing for about 8 years. I also read and research writing styles often.

SFW WRITING ONLY (Subject to change in the future)

Fandoms
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
Supernatural
My Hero Academia
Marvel + DC Superheroes
Pokemon
Characters from the Creepy Pasta Universe I Eat Spaghetti For Breakfast

Writing Genres
General Fiction
Fantasy
Crime
Horror
Historical Fiction
Mystery
Slice of Life
Romance
Action
Comedy

OFF LIMITS
NSFW
Pedophilic Relationships
NSFW (seriously, if you give me some sexual fantasy of yours I will report you to the FBI)
Overly Gross Prompts (ex. Salad Fingers)
Hate Speech and Discrimination (against minority groups, this includes slurs)
Abusive Relationships

Want your characters in a story? Give me information about 'em and I'll write 'em in

Terms and Conditions
Please pay me using paypal, I do not accept any other modes of payment (info will be dmed).For writing - I will outline a story and show it to you, and payment goes forward (if you don't like it, I can change it, but you're going to have to tell me what you do or don't like).I will write LGBTQ+ relationships if requested, I do enjoy writing them (MLM, WLW, Polyamorous Relationships, etc).Want a different genre? I can frankenstein one together for you, just tell me what you're looking for.I have the right to decline requests. If I intentionally get asked to do something I've stated as off limits not only will I dismiss the request, I will get volatile.Pay me on my terms. I don't want to have to get agitated and blacklist you, no one wants that.You can reach me from discord (Salutations#6720) or my tumblr (Thecreatorisalwaysattheirdesk). You can also reach me at my gmail [email protected]. Expect messages from me asking about what you're looking for and any other details for your commission.Documents are sent in PDF format. Please credit me.Writing samples can be found on my wattpad (@ferretspy)Please do not ask me to write 10,000+ words, I'm not going to do it.
Some might wonder what factors into my prices, please consider the following:
I am a student entering university soon, half of what I'm paid goes toward college. I'm planning to enter the field of medicine for psychiatry.I value my time and effort. I can make a story in less than a few minutes or as long as 3 days. Payment for my product would be nice.